Thursday, March 25, 2010

I'm a Male and I Cook


Yes I'm a male. And I do cook. A male actually taking time out to cook for himself or even his family for that matter is a rarity now days. It's more common you see the female in the kitchen slaving over the stove while the husband comes in from work asking what's for dinner.... I hate to see that ish. Cook for yourself fool... wtf. Cook the night before... do something. But ya see me ... I cooks... I mean how else am I going to survive? I can't go out to Popeyes & McDonalds everyday just for a hot meal, especially with my health conscious self. Cooking is a hobby of mine actually, I enjoy it, I like doing it... i enjoy eating it more. Only downfall is the fact that I eat ... A LOT. I'm talking 4, 5, 6 times a day :-). Every 3 hrs. Of course I count my protein shakes as meals also; I try not to do more than 2 of those a day. I don't cook anything real exotic, I keep it simple. Mostly chicken and lean meats; sweet potatoes (drools).. I know I'm country. Then there's this special recipe .. I get it from da moms. I ain't gonna tell yall the recipe but its pretty effin awesome. I think I might've perfected it, the ladies love it; one even stole my recipe and started feeding it to her boo :-|... aint that some ish? Gone still my recipe ... and feed it to her mans so he could enjoy it.. -smh.

But anyway ... I just finished cooking :). Italian Herb chicken, sweet potatoes, green beans. Yuummm. Nice muscle meal. Sooo I guess tomorrows menu's gonna look a lil something like:

  • Pre-Breakfast: Protein shake
  • Breakfast: 1 cup oatmeal, 5 eggs, 2 slices turkey bacon
  • Lunch: 1 Italian Herb Chicken breast, Sweet potatoe, Green beans
  • Pre-Wrkout: 2 Wheat tortillas, Ground Turkey, Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Salsa
  • Post-Wrkout: 1 Can tuna, 3 eggs and maybe a protein shake
  • Night Time: Protein Shake/Cottage Cheese .. or something slow digesting like that

:-\ That's alot huh? And I stilll be hungry. Anyway, back to the subject. I cooks ... I loves to cook. Even after I'm married with a wife and kids, I'll still be cooking. I don't know how often my significant other will even see the kitchen b/c I'll be in it so much. That's coo though, my boo don't belong in no kitchen anyway :). My grocery bill gonna be sky high but that's fine. How do u feel about a male taking responsibility to actually cook? I mean ... do you cook on the daily?

3 comments:

  1. The thought of cooking aggravates me...idk how I'm gonna survive cause that's the LAST thing on my mind..lol

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  2. Well, why didn't you ever cook for me? BTW, that looks pretty good. I'm impressed, to say the least.

    When you return to LA, you are GOING to cook me that right there!

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  3. Cookin is the LAST thing on ur mind?!

    Carla u won't let me near ur doorstep.. how i'mma cook for u?

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