Don't You Just Hate it When

I honestly don't know the point of this ... Guess I'm just in that type of mood. **** happens to me everyday. Just random **** really; just out of the blue type ish. I thought about actually downloading the FML app to have on my phone just so I can log all of the FML type ish that happens to me on the daily but i figured wth ... So here goes :-) ...

Don' You Just Hate It When

1. You go to the barber to get a fresh cut and that mutha***** pushes your line back an inch further back than it already was? (which is why I cute my own hair now)
   
2. You miss a phone call from someone ... You reach the phone just when the last ring hits, you immediately call back ... and the person doesn't pick up. WTF did u go in 7 seconds?
3. You take a chick out to eat and she order breakfast, lunch, dinner AND dessert ...
4. You get up late for work
5. You become friends with a chic then you later on meet her homegirl that looks 10 x's better.
6. Someone in the restroom tries to converse with you while you're using it
7. You're getting dressed in the gym locker room and some naked guy sits his bare azz on the bench where you're changing.
8. Somone calls you 2 -3 times in a row. Danggg if I ain't answer the 1st time then maybe I'm busy! I'll just hit you back, I DO have caller ID ya know.
9. You see a big, fat, obese person eating fast food.
10. You want cereal ... you pour a bowl only to find that you have no milk.
11. A chick hits you up only when she's hungry, wants to eat (dinnerWhore).
12. Some stranger walks up to you and ask to use your phone.
13. You kickin it with a chic for a couple weeks or so then she just kinda disappears w/o warning; you ask her what's up and she says "I hooked back up with my ex" or "I met someone I'm intereted in".
14. A chic tells you she's celibate ... then 2 months later she pops up pregnant lol~
15. You're late for a date, as you're speeding through the green lights your gas light notifying you of low fuel comes on.
    
16. You roll up to KFC after 9 pm and they're out of grilled chicken. UHhh Really now
17. You're out at the club and your FRIENDS expect you to buy them drinks. Uhhh i'm not paying for no other dudes phukk.
18. YOu take a chic out and she's texting the whole time
19. You texting sumone, and they ask you a question not knowing, you've put the phone down to do somethin g.... they text you again like "dude, answer me", "wtf are you?" (It's a freakin text msg foool! I'll get to it when i see it!)
20. People call you with the radio blasting while they're in the car and actually expect you to be able to hear what they're saying.
21. When you can't think of anything else to put on here ..