Don't You Just Hate it When

I honestly don't know the point of this ... Guess I'm just in that type of mood. **** happens to me everyday. Just random **** really; just out of the blue type ish. I thought about actually downloading the FML app to have on my phone just so I can log all of the FML type ish that happens to me on the daily but i figured wth ... So here goes :-) ...

Don' You Just Hate It When

1. You go to the barber to get a fresh cut and that mutha***** pushes your line back an inch further back than it already was? (which is why I cute my own hair now)
   
2. You miss a phone call from someone ... You reach the phone just when the last ring hits, you immediately call back ... and the person doesn't pick up. WTF did u go in 7 seconds?
3. You take a chick out to eat and she order breakfast, lunch, dinner AND dessert ...
4. You get up late for work
5. You become friends with a chic then you later on meet her homegirl that looks 10 x's better.
6. Someone in the restroom tries to converse with you while you're using it
7. You're getting dressed in the gym locker room and some naked guy sits his bare azz on the bench where you're changing.
8. Somone calls you 2 -3 times in a row. Danggg if I ain't answer the 1st time then maybe I'm busy! I'll just hit you back, I DO have caller ID ya know.
9. You see a big, fat, obese person eating fast food.
10. You want cereal ... you pour a bowl only to find that you have no milk.
11. A chick hits you up only when she's hungry, wants to eat (dinnerWhore).
12. Some stranger walks up to you and ask to use your phone.
13. You kickin it with a chic for a couple weeks or so then she just kinda disappears w/o warning; you ask her what's up and she says "I hooked back up with my ex" or "I met someone I'm intereted in".
14. A chic tells you she's celibate ... then 2 months later she pops up pregnant lol~
15. You're late for a date, as you're speeding through the green lights your gas light notifying you of low fuel comes on.
    
16. You roll up to KFC after 9 pm and they're out of grilled chicken. UHhh Really now
17. You're out at the club and your FRIENDS expect you to buy them drinks. Uhhh i'm not paying for no other dudes phukk.
18. YOu take a chic out and she's texting the whole time
19. You texting sumone, and they ask you a question not knowing, you've put the phone down to do somethin g.... they text you again like "dude, answer me", "wtf are you?" (It's a freakin text msg foool! I'll get to it when i see it!)
20. People call you with the radio blasting while they're in the car and actually expect you to be able to hear what they're saying.
21. When you can't think of anything else to put on here ..
    

"Why Did I Get Married Too?"

So I took the opportunity to go and see the much anticipated comedy drama, "Why Did I Get Married Too?" trying NOT to get all caught up in all the hype. I usually end up NOT enjoying the movie when I do that. This movie .... whether I allowed myself to get caught up in the hype or not was awesome. I actually laughed out loud for the first time in a long time and I never laugh out loud in a movie. I mean, I really enjoyed it. I"m not even a big fan of Tyler Perry but I give him his props on this one. I'll give it 4.87 stars out of 5 :) (nobodys perfect!) lol. My dude (Tyler Perry) even stepped outside of his shell a little in the movie, shocked the **** outta me I'll leave it up to you to figure out just what scene this was. Interesting to see that I just found out that dude was born in New Orleans, La. Shout out to the BOOT! Doing it big.

Kinda hard to write a review without giving away too much of the movie, I definitely wouldn't wanna spoil it for the reader but it's a must-see. Janet did her thang, I was surprised, didn't know she had it in her. Sharon Leal was beautiful ... I think I'm in love. Mr. Perry again uses black stereotypes to his advantage to fuel the humor in this most recent film of his ... I remember reading wayyyy back when that a lot of us Afro Merican folks didn't appreciate it and how pathetic it was. I mean the man's a genius ... If he's smart enough to note just how much we Americans (especially black folks :-D) love drama then let the man continue using the so called "stereotype" to make his $$$. Don't knock em ... he definitely earned and made my $12 worth it .. Props. Will there be a part 3 though :)?

RavynRaye Tagged the Big Dawg

Soooo Ravy's cute little nosed self tagged me in a lil sumn sumn that I know nothing about but I'm gonna do it anyway :)...

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Hair -nappy
Your Mother - goofy
Your Father- grouchy
Fav Food- Anything chicken
Dream last night - None
Fav drink - water
What room are you in - bedroom
Hobby - GYM!
Fear - Spiders
Where were you last night - home
Something that you aren't - Gay
Muffins - Blueberry?
Wish list item - A gun
Where you grow up - Palmetto
What you are wearing - Shorts
Your Pet - None
Friends - Alot
Something your not wearing - Socks
Fav Store - Macys
Fav Color-Black
Last time you laughed -2 1/2 hrs ago
Your Best Friend - TrayBest Place you go over and over - Baja Fresh (obviously not at the moment cuz I"m dieting :()
Person who email you regularly - Derricka (keeps me occupied while I"m at work)

I'm a Male and I Cook

Yes I'm a male. And I do cook. A male actually taking time out to cook for himself or even his family for that matter is a rarity now days. It's more common you see the female in the kitchen slaving over the stove while the husband comes in from work asking what's for dinner.... I hate to see that ish. Cook for yourself fool... wtf. Cook the night before... do something. But ya see me ... I cooks... I mean how else am I going to survive? I can't go out to Popeyes & McDonalds everyday just for a hot meal, especially with my health conscious self. Cooking is a hobby of mine actually, I enjoy it, I like doing it... i enjoy eating it more. Only downfall is the fact that I eat ... A LOT. I'm talking 4, 5, 6 times a day :-). Every 3 hrs. Of course I count my protein shakes as meals also; I try not to do more than 2 of those a day. I don't cook anything real exotic, I keep it simple. Mostly chicken and lean meats; sweet potatoes (drools).. I know I'm country. Then there's this special recipe .. I get it from da moms. I ain't gonna tell yall the recipe but its pretty effin awesome. I think I might've perfected it, the ladies love it; one even stole my recipe and started feeding it to her boo :-|... aint that some ish? Gone still my recipe ... and feed it to her mans so he could enjoy it.. -smh.

But anyway ... I just finished cooking :). Italian Herb chicken, sweet potatoes, green beans. Yuummm. Nice muscle meal. Sooo I guess tomorrows menu's gonna look a lil something like:

• Pre-Breakfast: Protein shake
• Breakfast: 1 cup oatmeal, 5 eggs, 2 slices turkey bacon
• Lunch: 1 Italian Herb Chicken breast, Sweet potatoe, Green beans
• Pre-Wrkout: 2 Wheat tortillas, Ground Turkey, Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Salsa
• Post-Wrkout: 1 Can tuna, 3 eggs and maybe a protein shake
• Night Time: Protein Shake/Cottage Cheese .. or something slow digesting like that

:-\ That's alot huh? And I stilll be hungry. Anyway, back to the subject. I cooks ... I loves to cook. Even after I'm married with a wife and kids, I'll still be cooking. I don't know how often my significant other will even see the kitchen b/c I'll be in it so much. That's coo though, my boo don't belong in no kitchen anyway :). My grocery bill gonna be sky high but that's fine. How do u feel about a male taking responsibility to actually cook? I mean ... do you cook on the daily?

March Madness Time!

I never figured out what I was gonna blog about the other day. Guess I'm getting pretty old up there. Who cares though? Especially now that it's March Madness time! Have you gotten your bracket together. The madness starts tomorrow and I can't wait ... and I'm not even that big of a b-ball fan :-\. A co-worker/buddy of mine decided to put together a league where everybody set up the bold bracket predictions for $20. Winner gets 70%, 2nd place gets 30% and I'm in it to win it buddy. You can see my bracket, early predictions down below. Maybe we can compare picks, then again maybe not since most of my readers are females (non-sports watchers). I have to admit, I haven't watched much college basketball myself this year though. Most of my predictions and picks were based off of gut feelings along with a little bit of research.

Other than that, not much to report. My cut diet has not been as awesome as I'd like but I'm gonna stick w/ it and see what happens. Ermmm, I think I've finally recovered from not sleeping at all on Sunday night. I don't think I wrote about it, but I slept a total of 0 hrs on Sunday night, i was dead **** @ work. I ended up leaving early to get a couple hrs of sleep in then I went to the gym and had a sucky workout. Let's seee .... O! I registered for grad school today :(... Of course it's gonna be online since my life is sooo busy lol, I'll just have to find that motivation in me to do what i gotta do. Anybody wanna help?

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Soooo im mobile blogging while on the treadmil in my apts little "fitness center". I have skills, I know. Its day 13 I think :/ ... And ive lost somewhere around 6 - 8 lbs; down to 202 lbs. My arms appear to have gotten a bit smaller which sucks but i feel better :). Not walkin around feeling bloated and ish. I do miss eatin the good stuff and the cheat meals though. Did you spring your clock forward yesterday?! I did! Woke up around 1:30 pm :/ soooo yea, its messing with me already. I was gonna post a blog about something significant but i cant seem to remember. My brain doesnt function well when im in the fitness center pantin on the treadmill sorry :). Maybe I'll remember tonight while im sitting around doin nuthin. I'll holllla later!

Sick Day

Nothing much to report. Pretty pitiful day ... or past couple days really. I don't even have anything to blog about today that I can think of. I'm only doing this because my bestie got bored with her life and thought that I should entertain her by blogging about mine :).

Sooo today started off pretty bad. Woke up ... took my vitamins/supplements ... hit a lil 15 minute cardio workout and started to feel rather nauseous. I figured maybe it was because I hadn't eaten. I paid it no mind and made my way to work ... and that's when it really hit me. I ended up leaving work to go home, made myself a doctors appointment on the way. Got home ... started playing a lil Call Of Duty on the xbox and before you know it ... I'm feeling better. Went to Wal-Mart to pick up a lil sumn sumn and returned to work only to go to the doctor an hour later. I'd already figured that it was one of my supplements that I was taking that made me nauseous so that was pretty much a waste of a $10 co-pay. Only benefit I got out of that was the weigh-in part; turns out I lost 3 - 4 lbs in a matter of 8 days and I can honestly say that I actually feel it :-\.

In other news ... I started "tweeting", or whatever it is you guys call it. My profile was set up LONG ago, I just never used it basically because I had no knowledge of the useless app and thought that it was pointless. I started out with 107 followers (dont' ask me where they came from). i'm up to like 118 at the moment so if you get a chance to ... follow me on TWITTER. Other than that... I RAWKS Old Navy (just thought I'd add that). But really. I f***s with Old Navy. The majority of my work pants come from Old Navy just because they're that comfy and stylish. I rawked my grey Old Navy pants today with my black and white chucks to work and I was ON if I may say so myself :). The ish is cheap ... I mean it's quality at a real affordable price. Can't wait to see what the spring line up brings. Might have to swing through there this weekend to see what's poppin. With that being said .... I fawks w/ Old Navy and I don't care what you think ... but your feedback is always welcomed.